You Know the Graduate Students are Back When…

Today’s Friday funny hit me when I entered our department kitchen the other day and was overwhelmed by the sweet nostalgic aroma of Ramen noodles (chicken flavored, I believe). It got me thinking about the funniest parts of being a graduate student and how we know when they’re back for good:

  • office doors suddenly have lots of cartoons on them and you have to study 16th century Spain to understand them (or other historical niche)
  • conversations of “oh my god, and no one talked … at all” can be heard after sections let out
  • live bodies actually come by my office and talk to me as I matter somehow
  • no food remains from any event
  • popcorn smell hits floor and exclamations of “popcorn, that’s such a good idea” are heard cascading down the hall
  • Foucault mentioned at least 1x per day, usually not positively
Any others to add???

2 thoughts on “You Know the Graduate Students are Back When…

  1. * mangy beards start appearing, against most people’s better judgement.

    * the cascading emotions of the semester are felt more intensely.

    * I get asked to write numerous letters of recommendation (it’s fall!)

    * the TAs union begins renegotiating its contract (pay them already!)

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